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    Coach freaking Young. “Star Master” Coach freaking Young. “Star Master”

    Coach freaking Young. “Star Master”

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    iwilleatyourenglish:

    iwilleatyourenglish:

    once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house

    i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police

    (via oglilfaith)

  • May 23rd
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    datsenseofhumor:

    jardestiel:

    jake-spanish:

    jake-spanish:

    this-url-is-clever:

    lampsarenice:

    WARNING: LISTEN AT YOUR OWN RISK. VERY DISTURBING AUDIO ABOVE.

    In 1967, a German scientist wanted to figure out why people had nightmares. To conduct this experiment, he took 40 people of all ages and hooked them up to monitoring machines. He then injected them all with a sleep inducing drug, along with a drug he created which made people speak whatever went through their brains- conscious or unconscious  While they slept, the scientist recorded their brain activity, and placed recording devices near each person’s mouth so that he could essentially record their dreams. 
    When the volunteers awoke, only one person reported to having a nightmare. The scientist disregarded all the other volunteer’s tapes, and focused on this one person’s tape- a young boy no more than 8. 
    What the scientist heard on this young boy’s tape is terrifying and essentially made the scientist leave his practice. We have the recording here.

    will someone listen to this and tell me what it is im scared and to much of a wimp to listen to it

    wait SOMEONE DO IT I WILL PAY YOU

    *reblogs in order to listen to it during the day in a room full of people*

    OH MY GOD

    oH MY GOD I NEARLY WET MYSELF

    i will never be the same….

    (Source: odair, via oglilfaith)

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    (Source: onlylolgifs, via d0wnforthenight)

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    nevver:

Fuck your silence nevver:

Fuck your silence

    nevver:

    Fuck your silence

    (via oracularsspectacular)

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    grimelords:

    Making out with a girl for the first time is the coolest thing and the second coolest thing is driving home and getting aware of all the parts of your face where she was and tasting her lip balm on your lips. The third coolest thing is outer space.

    (via overthecity-lights)

  • May 23rd

    I need sleep. I never knew my eyes were light brown.

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    plightforexistence:

    Everyone must watch this. 

    A man prevents his child from being kidnapped by the police.

    It pays to know the law.

    image

    (via germthewerm)

  • May 23rd

    My friend came to me asking for some dancing tips.

    This got me excited, and safe to say, I’m practicing again.

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    areyoutryingtodeduceme:

this will never not be hilarious to me
areyoutryingtodeduceme:

this will never not be hilarious to me

    areyoutryingtodeduceme:

    this will never not be hilarious to me

    (Source: daddog, via thevickytran)

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    exp0rted:

    we all have that one follower who we want to sexually destroy

    (via overthecity-lights)

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    knowmsn:

This week on MSN:This guy’s treadmill dance moves make working out actually seem funWatch kitty help itself to midnight snack in the fridge23 delightful photos that show why it’s great to be a dog
knowmsn:

This week on MSN:This guy’s treadmill dance moves make working out actually seem funWatch kitty help itself to midnight snack in the fridge23 delightful photos that show why it’s great to be a dog

    knowmsn:

    This week on MSN:
    This guy’s treadmill dance moves make working out actually seem fun
    Watch kitty help itself to midnight snack in the fridge
    23 delightful photos that show why it’s great to be a dog

  • May 23rd
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    cruzsherri:

    0followers:

    THE ENDING OMGGGGG

    HAHAHAH WHAT

    (Source: nsfwhumor, via strongmentality)

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    (Source: ballinlikestalin, via twitterlessjulie)

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    lickypickystickyme:

Apparently everybody could use a little penis in their lives.
lickypickystickyme:

Apparently everybody could use a little penis in their lives.

    lickypickystickyme:

    Apparently everybody could use a little penis in their lives.

    (via ayowassupbob)

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